Phillip's Misfortune
Phillip was a friend of mine who suffered an unfortunate accident while passionately necking his partner. His concentration lapsed for the merest second and...
SNAP!
His tongue was in plaster for a fortnight.
It completely ruined Phillip's sex-life. Have you ever received head from man whose tongue is wrapped in plaster and bandages? It's very disappointing, I assure you.
For a fortnight he had to drink liquidised bananas, milkshakes and soup through a straw.
While eventually he did recover, things were never quite the same. An improperly set cast meant his tongue healed at an angle. For the rest of his life Phillip was obliged to kiss with his head tipped slightly to the left and he could only perform oral sex while lying on his side. To this day he has never sipped another milkshake nor nibbled a banana.
SNAP!
His tongue was in plaster for a fortnight.
It completely ruined Phillip's sex-life. Have you ever received head from man whose tongue is wrapped in plaster and bandages? It's very disappointing, I assure you.
For a fortnight he had to drink liquidised bananas, milkshakes and soup through a straw.
While eventually he did recover, things were never quite the same. An improperly set cast meant his tongue healed at an angle. For the rest of his life Phillip was obliged to kiss with his head tipped slightly to the left and he could only perform oral sex while lying on his side. To this day he has never sipped another milkshake nor nibbled a banana.
posted by Sookraj at 5:06 pm
6 Comments:
i am so tempted but... i am not going to ask any questions...
:)
Ask questions! :)
is this a true story?
what is with the ongoing "neck" theme.... (it's come up in an email as well)
lol
care to elaborate?
eh eh eh???
ask questions but see no answers huh?
anyways in your blog settings you'll find something call "ad sence" or something... it's what is fueling the blog spam nightmare..... just so your aware of what's going on!
"Kissing, and the Perils that Lie Therein..."
a collection of short stories
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