The Man who Wished Himself Bald
Daniel screwed his eyes tight and concentrated really hard. The blood rushed through his ears; he could feel his face redden. At first there was a sensation like pin pricks across his skull, then it was like popping candy beneath his scalp. A hundred imploding follicles per second.
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..because ALL balding men enjoy hunting endangered species...
Well, you know, at the loss of his mane a man often feels the need to compensate by getting kitted up and going out a-huntin'.
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