Balls out
We didn’t wake up one morning and decide this was a good idea. Like so much fashion it evolved. Friends dared each other further. Who’s the fly-est bro’ on 22nd street?
Our caps (no basketball logos!) at an angle, trousers low, flies undone. Folds of wrinkled scrotum exposed, pinkish flesh with its sparse curly hairs out for all to see. No cock though, nobody is interested in that.
The style has become more refined of late. Now just showing your balls is not enough of a statement. I’ve taken to borrowing my girlfriend’s hair bands to plump and push and maintain the look. Just don’t wrap too tightly, and don’t use rubber bands - the way they catch on skin and tug at hair can be painful.
Our caps (no basketball logos!) at an angle, trousers low, flies undone. Folds of wrinkled scrotum exposed, pinkish flesh with its sparse curly hairs out for all to see. No cock though, nobody is interested in that.
The style has become more refined of late. Now just showing your balls is not enough of a statement. I’ve taken to borrowing my girlfriend’s hair bands to plump and push and maintain the look. Just don’t wrap too tightly, and don’t use rubber bands - the way they catch on skin and tug at hair can be painful.
posted by Sookraj at 3:46 pm
3 Comments:
styles that influence evolution!
balls out = higher sperm count
all the cool kids are doing it...
"Folds of wrinkled scrotum exposed, pinkish flesh with its sparse curly hairs out for all to see"
um. thanks for the visual :)
I could go on if you like? :)
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